Verse 1:
It's like every day seem like the Truman Show
Or maybe I'm just paranoid in one area code
I quit smokes, why the hell do I still shake?
I'm on a contract with Paramount to the grave
With no pay, no lead way
I have to sell insurance like Jim Carrey
For god sakes, I'm kinda lost in my own environment
Feel like I'm in a war, my own team is firing
It's like everyday seem like the last
They loop like rap beats, kinda look like the past
I struggle out of the slump with a pun and badge
For good looks, I gotta thank the makeup crew for that
But obviously they do all their work when I'm asleep
Never seen, they creep - Radiohead
God damn it, even watching me when I'm in bed
Like I'm sleep-walking outta the fucking set.
People n' scenery identical all the time
But ducks should change like Mighty to Anaheim

Chorus:
Mighty to Anaheim, Mighty to Anaheim
Ducks should change like Mighty to Anaheim
It's like everyday seem like the last
They loop like rap verse, kind of look like the past
On the air, Unaware
That you're the only reason that everybody's there
Where? I mean right here
Where you're at is a camera pointed like a gat

Verse 2:
Good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight shit
It's only the morning, I'm sticking to the script wit
For lip is often televised with a demerit
And karma strikes back in the form of special effects
And through my best friend
Through everybody that karma can, including the milk man and grams'
I'm so sick of my roll, I might row a boat to the edge of the dome
On a limb that it floats
I hate everybody involved with this
I wanna go home wherever home is
I hate everybody involved with this
I wanna go home wherever home is

Chorus:
Mighty to Anaheim, Mighty to Anaheim
Ducks should change like Mighty to Anaheim
It's like everyday seem like the last
They loop like rap verse, kind of look like the past
On the air, Unaware
That you're the only reason that everybody's there
Where? I mean right here
Where you're at is a camera pointed like a gat

Refrain:
(It's like every day my best friend is a motherfuckin' asshole) x4

Verse 3:
My best friend is a motherfuckin' asshole
Lying to me my whole life, what a hassle
I'm just a peasant, Marlon is living in castles
I watch TMNT, now lets WRASSLE
Even my wife is a motherfuckin' asshole
Lying to me my whole life, what a hassle
Even Meryl Burbank can travel
Your boy Truman is fenced in like farm cattle
Your boy Truman broke off after a long battle
With no wife, he only watches porn when he's unsettled
*MOANS*
You hear it from the other room like, "What the fuck he doin?"
He either watching porn or he just sampling the moaning
Probably the second one
Just for fun: Fuck Marlon! Fuck Marlon! Fuck Marlon!